little bitch

"description totally was sucking my ball eye out. paragraphs anybody?"
a message from some dude from online dating.

my reply:
"if you're going to be a little bitch, at least write your messages properly, b/c what's your 'ball eye out'? i think you meant 'eye ball out.'"

don't fuck with me right now. b/c i'm teary, tired, and will bring out all guns if you mess with me.