the awesome hilarity of me

i am a klutz. and i have 3 aches to prove it.

1. SMACKED my head against a wooden partition, while trying to get out of a japanese tatami room. stood up, bent down to walk out, and SMACK. like the whole room vibrated and everybody went OOOOO even the ppl outside were like OOOO snap. yes. it hurt. and still does

2. was in a drunken slumberous dream, when the alarm to my house went off in the middle of the night. whilst heart was beating frantically in my chest, yet still in my drunken slumber, i ran out of my room thinking to turn off the alarm in my parents room, but forgot, b/c i'm kind of sleep-walking, that my mum was in there, who came out of the room, who then scared the bejeesus out of me which made me slip on the carpet, where my feet, literally flew up from under me, and i landed smack on my right bum. and yes. that still hurts.

3. whilst helping my dad clean his brand new shoes, i was wiping some dirt off the front and in my vigor, my hand holding the shoe, snapped back and hit me on my cheek. hard. no that one doesn't hurt, at least not physically, but the humilation still stings.

i'd really like my right ass cheek to not hurt anymore.

and this all happened within a good 24 hrs of each other.

sadface.