tuesday morning thoughts

• stop sitting at a slant so you're not leaning on me you old fart
• midget boy who reminds me of justin from ugly betty, please shut the fuck up so my drink comes faster
• pls pls pls drugs kick in so i don't feel like a weak piece of shit
• i want my sexy weekend back, most especially the spooning
• douchebag, please no more contact, you're really not as great as you make yourself out to be
• you look like a man. if you're going to disguise yourself as a woman, at least do a better job with your eye shadow and hide those man hands