Bus thoughts

I really want to tell the girl in front of me that she has a head full of split ends. And then I want to tell the guy who's talking to the girl to shut the hell up b/c it's morning bus where ppl go to their drone kobs therefore the only peace they have from waking up to start of day is the peace on the bus. And I want to tell the guy that there are tons of ppl who work and go to school, it IS doable and it's called paying for tuition b/c mummy and daddy don't pay for it. No exclamation marl b/c that's how tired or lazy I am to find it on my berry.