Sunday, June 22, 2008

an ode to a douchebag

dear douchebag,

please stop calling, please stop texting, please please please stop facebook poking me. what part of me ignoring all points of contact do you not understand? you were a mistake, a god awful mistake of my pass that i want to erase from my mind.

why... have you been thinking about me a lot lately? why... would you love it if i gave you a shout some time?

want to know why i want nothing to do with you? despite your superficial awesome good looks, and on the surface caring demeanor, inside you are nothing, but an egotistical, small, desperate boy constantly seeking attention from willing, affection seeking girls. i am not that girl anymore.

please stop contacting me.

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