Friday, May 23, 2008

observations from a canadian

after my recent little jaunt into good ol' U S of A, i've observed the following:

1) pinkberry or just frozen yogart itself has every right to be glorified
2) in&out still kicks ass. animal style cheeseburger didn't wow me as much as the animal fries.
3) there are a LOT of fat, and not just haha fat, but omg how are you not having a heart attack right now fat, americans walking around... i wonder if it has to do with their diet consisting of point 1 & 2
4) disneyland is still the happiest place on earth
5) mickey needs to come out of his high and mighty enclosed protected house and join the rest of his cast mates under the hot sun and attacking children
6) my bum seems to be at the perfect height to be molsted, for all those brats at the park as they run around on a sun-fill, sugar high
7) i heart churros

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