last night we had a 'team building event' that really just consisted of a fancy dinner with a LOT of alcohol... apparently i had passed initiation as i didn't pass out in the lounge.
last night was an educational night. i've learned:
1) i can get my drink on with my team without losing face
2) i can 'keep up' with my team
3) when proposition to go to the bathroom for potential sexy time... you go...
4) i can do a tequila shot in 2 tries, yay i went from 4 to 2!
5) drink equal amounts of water while drinking alcohol
6) triple fisting it is so much more fun than double
7) to act not as hung over, the next day, as i really feel while everybody else looks so much more worse for wear earns bonus points and respect
8) i physically cannot do shots as i have an unusually, maybe alarmingly, small airway <-- that I found out the next morning at the doctor's office, but it made me happy to justify my incapability of throwing back one
9) new nicknames: mutton, rack of lamb
10) a new pick up line, "i want me a rack of lamb!"
go team!
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