I.B.S.

So after spending an evening doubled over in abdominal pain and stomach bloating (mhhh I'm so hawt) I decided to go see my doctor the next day. Usually, when I get gassy or bloated (oh so sexy), my stomach hurts, but I can tough it out. Not last night though, horrible. I couldn't even sit down.
So this morning, I find out it's NOT my appendix (yay), but instead I have a 'nervous stomach' aka IBS aka irritable bowel syndrome...

Mhhhhh!! If that doesn't attract the fellas what will?!

So basically, I have to put these drops into my water 3x a day to relieve the cramping...
20 drops! For 3 monthes! And these drops aren't flavorless, oh no, they've got flava... AND I have to take metamucil caps all the time.

I am so desirable right now, take me.