Sun

"I want to marry the sun so it'll never leave me" - a FB status from 'that' gf.

Well honey, sorry to say, but the sun could also divorce you and leave you w/ stormy clouds that'll shit on you. ... That's not too mean to write as a comment is it?!

I guess someoneee believes in love forever...if only you really knew... Hah I'm not bitter eh?!