the way to my heart is thru my stomach

via cupcakestakethecake
except, instead of a candy ring, a real ring would be better. oh look how round and perfect shaped it is. sigh...

orgasmically yes

just ... yes

via cupcakestakethecake.blogspot

brit cuppies

via (bathbabycakes flickr)

a bakery in Bath, UK. found their cuppies on cupcakes take the cake.

SUPER cute creations, beautiful and simple wedding cakes.

just wish they had a dslr to take better photos!

panda tackle twihard

twihards may tackle her to get to him. i would take her to get to PANDA!!

happy

this site makes me happy. very happy. laaalaaaaa

LV lego!!

via chic report

the equation

Courtesy

Does it count as 'disabled' if I have a tumor in my lung, even though on the outside I look to be whole and healthy? Can I play that disabled card on the bus with the courtesy seats?! Or would it just sound bitchy?

Vanity

As I was waiting for the skytrain I noticed an elderly eastern european lady approaching me, and of course fearing for my well being (sarcasm, but still, I don't like to be approached by strangers whether young, old or animal), I start turning my body slightly and away. Thinking she was asking for money she said, "you have very nice legs"

What a nice surprise!! :) I don't care if it's vain to feel pleased by that. It's nice to know SOMEONE thinks I have a nice limbs, especially since those limbs only have a 29" in seam...high heels forever.

i want

but won't eat. via animated cupcakes.

speaking of eating cupcakes, i gave in and had a chocolate cupcake with chocolate buttercream cupcake today. that combined with the starbucks ice coffee made my tummy angry, but gave me enough sugar to last through the afternoon.... seriously needed it, was falling asleep at my desk with my hands on the keyboard... slacker.

cupcakes

i seem to have a great obsession with cupcakes. and not so much as eating them, but just LOOKING at them and in all their cute petite prettiness.

like how freakin' cute is this?!




this lady's cupcakes are pretty damn good looking too. though i'm not so keen on her 'sweet readers' and sweet this and that in her blog. it gets tiring reading it all the time!
i think it's her packaging that ties it up all together that makes her cupcakes look extra special and unique. it's all about presentation!

oh and my ultimate cupcake obsessed site is Cupcakes take the Cake
They post everything and anything related to cupcakes. and it seems like these bloggers go around interviewing cupcake chefs and stores! how awesome is that?! if my job was to be in PR or Marketing of cupcakes?! not so keen on being a cupcake taste tester b/c i don't think my hips could handle it, but to report and take photos of pretty cuppies?! ohhhh mannn dream job... well... another idea for a dream job! haha

mhhh s'mores cupcakes via blog

more bum

so my friend confirmed that it's not just in my head, but my bum does sway when i walk and if i strut then i'll have a 'sexy walk.' apparently i'm only half way there. i have a half way sexy walk. b/c my ass is too big to not move side to side... fml

Vanity

As I'm walking to work and yes typing this while walking, dangerous, I know, I realized my bum goes side to side. I know this b/c I often check myself out against the reflection of the shop windows... Ok come on, don't tell me you've never taken a glance yourself! It's not vanity it's curiousity... But back to my bottom.... Not sure if I like the sway..

Sun

"I want to marry the sun so it'll never leave me" - a FB status from 'that' gf.

Well honey, sorry to say, but the sun could also divorce you and leave you w/ stormy clouds that'll shit on you. ... That's not too mean to write as a comment is it?!

I guess someoneee believes in love forever...if only you really knew... Hah I'm not bitter eh?!

take my breath away

prima ballerina a haute couture tutu by karl lagerfeld created for elena glurdjidze.

that's her, in the photo.

Uncouth

I just saw a fat (yup, that's right I'm not even going to be all PC about it), woman on the bust put her cellphone into her bra. As if there was a magical cell phone holder in there. That's how fat she and disgusting she is. She hides inanimate objects into the fat folds of her body. And she's wearing shorts and a tank that barely cover her rolls. It's like watching a car wreck.