Hot as in hawt

I just walked out of the ladies room with my skirt unzip in the back...there's a button at the zipper which is what held up the skirt in the first place... I'm pretty sure nobody saw. I HOPE nobody saw...

Good grief.

Don't go

I know it's not my life that has to be decided in 2 weeks, but I selfishly can't help but feel the wretched stress for him. I don't want him to go, I want work to tell him no they can't give him the concessions he needs to move, I want him to find the job op in the city, I want him to STAY I want him to not leave...
I... I need him. And I can't have him be half way across the country. Ironically, someone else is thinking the same thing as me...

Dear annoying co-worker,

You are a wasteful human being with verbal diarrhea coming out of your mouth, so shut the hell up b/c nobody cares.

Thank you,
Your desk mate

retarded panda

which animal are you?! http://lifesazoo.tv/

my friend, arpy, says i am chi chi the panda. which is why he affectionately calls me retarded panda. ... omg i'm a panda...

too cute to handle

i've contributed about 1000 views to this.



fluffy belly!!

laughter is the best medicine

me - "maybe the lump is the source of all my laughter"

kenny - "it's your mojo!"

me - "hahaha it so is"

kenny - "maybe it's like an episode of house, and this is caused by too much tennis, cheesecake, hugging bears, and twirling ur dress side to side"

HAHAHAHAHAH omg LOL ( I NEVERRRR LOL) LOL so hard it hurts. the most honest, hilarious thing someone's said to me during this whole ordeal.

wonderful

God it makes me feel so blue
Everytime I think about you
All of the heat of my desire
Smokin' like some crazy fire
Come on here
Look at me
Where I stand
Can't you see my heart burnin'
In my hands?
Do you want me?
Do you not?
Does it feel cold baby?
Does it feel hot?

there's just something about that section of lyrics and music beat that makes me want to shimmy, like i don't give a damn and and am strong. screw you torn heart.

Dear Tumor,

Please identify yourself as benign and get the hell out of my body!!

Thanks,
Helen

if only life was this simple

Heartache

I think ... I think it's not fair. I think, you can't do that to me, to make me want you in such a way that I really cannot ever say no, to let me know how important I am in your life, and then to make it even more difficult for me to leave you tonight.

I. Am just so...frustrated at the situation b/c I can't not have you in my life now.

So, now I'm in limbo and it hurts. But the good times are so amazing I forget why I'm doing this to myself... until the overwhelming heartache becomes so consuming, I have to write in my blog. If I don't, I'm worried I'll sms something rash and regrettable.