he - "well...what would you do if i proposed to her in 2 weeks..."
me - "take you out for a drink and congratulate you... and then internally agonize my pain, but all while still being your best bud, and never show you how internally agnoized i would be."
he - "would you be my best man?"
me - "i'd throw you the best bachelor party ever... "
he - "hah, isn't it sad the only person i can find for my best man is a 5'2 little chinese girl?... so what if it's not 2 weeks, what if it's in 2 yrs? what would you do?"
me - "i'd still be your best bud, take your out for a drink, but may internalize my agony a little less..."
someone's going to get hurt... and it's probably going to be me. but i can't stop.
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