oriental

i dunno why, but just using the word oriental or in the sentance "ya'll oriental?"

we were at a pub when a man comes up to our table and just stands there smiling. 30 seconds. dead silence and eyes furiously glancing around with WTF in our eyes. was he a customer that we didn't recognize?!

then he opens his mouth. some incomprehensible southern accent is warbled out. alabama. this man is from alabama, completely drunk off his knocker, and is in vancouver for a yr as an engineer working on the rav line. how do we know this?! well b/c my friends decided to have a conversation with this stranger.

question of the night, "so what are ya'll anyway?"

i'm human, what about you?

phrase of the night, "you can't be north american, cause i know see you're eyes are not the same as mine!"

WOW.... just WOW...

FYI. i did NOT punch him in the balls.