Crazy

Omg He is crazy.

This one's way too complicated and I can't even summarize in an intelligent way so it be point form.

-I can see why your ex thinks you're gay
-just b/c you do things for others in an over excessive way does not automatically mean you are selfless, it means you're expecting that other person to fawn over you b/c of what you think was nice
-do not confuse nice with anything else other than a preen being nice
-if you don't want to get hurt, don't google me and find out things about me or what I've said about your creepiness. You know what's creepy? The fact that you text me hrs later to say what I've said was mean...even though I never told you anything. Dont google if you don't want the truth you nutcase
-just b/c you have an English major doesn't mean you should send texts in the form of soliloquies
-when you go from manic jekyll and hyde tones in your text then yea I will tell you to stop texting me
-why do girls think you're gay? Maybe b/c you haven't shown you have a pair of balls that isn't glazed over in femininity and that you gush over your dog like a goddamn girl w/ no spunk. Absolute turn off, btw, especially when you raise demonstrate how your dog eats as if it's cute. it's not. dogs eat. humans eat. it's a part of life, not a cute feature
-being legally divorce after 2 months IS still fresh, no matter what you say. 8yrs tied to a person is a long freaking time. You don't know how to date, don't use me as your life line

And finally...

-you are an oversenaitive, over the top, type A clinger who is insecure and require constant need and attention. You repulse me, sir. Good luck in life, you will need it

PS-only knew him for a week!

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beautiful

someone called me beautiful last night. ok, it was via text, but i'll take it. what a nice change from being called cute. i don't feel quite comfortable w/ the compliment, but i'll take it. nice, warm, fuzzy feeling... i need those

you're a style/beauty blogge?!

for reals?? b/c... honey, you sure don't dress like you're very fashionable. i'm sorry, but elf boots w/ pleather leggings and a stripped top doesn't really count as fashionable, more like a fashion fail. sorry, i feel a bit flabbergasted that you're taken for reals. you're pretty and can clearly put on make up, but i'm not digging your style. props to you for having your own blog on it though. i just won't be following it.

not quite appropriate

it's the first snowfall of the year. everybody's feaking out. as they should be b/c the ROADS AREN'T SALTED!!!! thanks municipality government. you rock. i digress. my fb profile pic is of me in a bikini on the beach. it just seemed so inappropriate next to everybody's comments about snow every which way lol

It's over...again

Im not a very stokeable person, apparently. Why can't a guy just be so into me? Why does, after 2.5 months he thinks it's moving 'fast' like wth. It's not like we see way other every over day every week. Once, or twice a week. So...it's moving fast? How about guys stop giving me his excuse and stop being so emotionally retarded. I did my crying last night. Now I'm just tired and numb. "the right one will come..." right, or he might not or forever think im loose ends casual and not long term material. I deserve more.

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Popped blood vessel

My Sister the optometrist. Sent her pix of my eye. She said popped blood vessel and asked me to take a photo of it every day for her research and to use a better camera than my iPhone. She asked me if I had been constipated. No... But I was drunk on the weekend and I threw up Saturday night, while hanging almost half way out of a car, not upside down, but far out...and I rubbed my eyes which felt puffy the morning after drunken night. I wonder what her reply will be 'well that wasn't very responsible of you!'

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2 yrs ago

saw old photos of myself from 2008, my 24th birthday ... first impression? wow i was not that attractive back then... at least.. ok i'll phrase it more positively, i've really cleaned up in the last 2 yrs?? and/or long hair suits me WAY better. never cutting it short again!!

debate

is it bad that the mcdonald's hot fudge sundae i just had was more satisfying than the sex i had just before that?

Happy Nov 5

Happy nov 5. You actually owe us $1001 in taxes by nov 22. Yours truely, the Canadian gvt. Fml
So working that extra shift on Saturdays really did me no good and only more harm. I was working not to earn money, but to pay taxes. Awesomesauce.

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My throat tickles

Is it a coincidence, freak of nature, or irony that i could be sick, yet again, after being recovered from tonsillitis only a week? And today was flu shot day at work. I did not man up and get it.

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Realization

Seems to more and more unlikely that one will find true happiness and love w/ another partner and those that too are extremely fortunate and blessed.

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Alcohol

Is bad. Why does it bring out the extra desires w/in us?! I think this is why they say drinking is a 7 sin...b/c it's urging on another sin that can't be good and currently can't be cured as all my options are indisposed gahhhhh

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does corn digest?

b/c i don't think it does. or maybe it doesn't when it's in a giant burrito... but let's just say, i don't think it really does... :( at least not in my stomach...

Injury

What will happen if you spend all day doing it on a lazy, rainy Sunday? Injury... that may have seemed deliciously naughty at the time, but in the morning will really wreck havoc with your body...so take care, take breaks, and ask for a massage. Brought to you by the partners of promiscuous lambchop.

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