Digest much?

Yesterday's lunch, potato mushroom thyme soup, didn't digest well... Actually thyme, did not digest at all. FYI. Watch what you eat cause you might see it again. No pun intended.

Smooth as butter

Got a brand new keyboard at work b/c my old one was so dirty. New keyboard sooo smooth like typing on butter. My BB cover on the other hand feels like sticky honey, and no I'm not going to see if it tastes like it either.

Ugly hate

I guess if my job entailed standing at the top of an escalator checking ticket fares, w/ an ass that huge and a face that ugly I'd have an attitude too.

How unfortunate

Girl in front of me is wearing her coat w/ the giant beige alarm tag still on it.

I wonder if she sets off alarms everywhere she goes.

Tea

Is tea a euphemism for something else? B/c I just got asked to go over to someone's house for tea. That someone is a boy that I went on a f2f meet from an online site, this was ages ago, like over a month ago, still have him on msn as random chitchat. I told him I had plans w/ my bf. It's weird to say that out loud, that I, single after 3 yrs, have a bf. Almost don't want to jinx it. Some might say it's too soon and rushed if they knew it's only been 3 weeks, but seeing each other every day for a week could almost be spread out to weeks worth of dating so really, everything's happening organically and genuinely. No false pretences. We just really like each other.

Elle's boobs

Elle macpherson has the same boob size as me yet on her, they look way bigger. Wtf.

photo via from fashionologie.com

The best note ever

"Will you be my GF?"

so close yet so far

I SOOOO was there, well 30 mins away, but i could've gone and perused in all it's glory!
http://www.alessi.com/en/stores/news/alessi-apre-il-primo-temporary-shop-329

and now it's gone. so close, yet so far.

Cougar

I met a 21 soon to be 22 year old on the online dating site.
He originally had his profile as 25 and after we got to talking on msn he revealed his true age is actually 21. Wtf. Apparently, he is sick of meeting only the 18+ year olds, he said he wanted to meet someone older, b/c most likely, if he puts his age at 21 he won't ever meet any one older than that as we can indicate what age of guys can contact us. So... How interesting right? Anyway, after my shock and recover, I thought ok... Ok well he does seem quite mature for his age so I have to give him that...

Anyway, I met him f2f the other day, and the first thought that came to my mind when I first saw him was omg I'm meeting a 21 year old b/c I can't seem to find nice guys around my own age!! And that he has nice forearms. I do like the forearms.
So he seems really sweet, genuine. Going out again saturday for a stroll downtown.

I always like the beginning of these things b/c it's exciting and fun. Until ppl reveal their true natures and then it's work not fun anymore. It's also where I usually get disappointed, I just hope this time it won't occur so quickly and in such a 180 fashion.

Sorry, but not really

Ok, so I was super rude about a girl you always tell me you're fucking. A girl who has an unfortunate sequence of events that happens in her life, but also a girl you yourself has said is a mess. You conveniently like her when it suits you, you fuck her when you want. So...sorry, if I snapped and actually said the truth. That I don't care about her, don't know her and that she disgusts me whenever you talk about her. Of ALL the times I've held back my judgement, this is the only time I've ever actually said how I felt, which came off super rude and over the top. Well I guess I apologize for my tone and how it came off, that it was uncalled for, but honestly, not for the words, b/c I still feel th same.
Next time I'll just bite my tongue.

Has he accepted my apology, which came off as sincere? Not sure. But I guess we'll see if he ever msgs or calls me again. If he doesn't, then I guess he was never really a friend.