Pointy fat ass

I just saw the largest ass. Kudos for the girl as it wasn't saggy. It was well up there, but man was it ever shaped like a giant lumpy grapefruit. I think one side was pointy, like some anomaly.

fab

via the moment.blogs.nytimes.com

retro. slick. pro.

jalou

not super keen on the storyline, but love how the models act and still 'model.'
phone looks useless.

pants on backwards

point blank. though in my defense, it's those lululemon stretchy pants so really, at worse, i could've worn it backwards AND inside out... i'm a gem.

dear death

please take my grandma into your cold clutches, but show her the warmth and happiness of days gone. show her what it means to be young and at peace. show her that her family will always love her.

Boob job

There's a lady with her cell phone b/w her boobs. She doesn't look slutty, young or attractive enough to be a stripper. Just classless.

F'ing hipsters

Dear hipsters standing beside me, pls stop groping each other as it disgusts me purely.

sad

you know what's sad? knowing something good is probably not going to be here in 6 months. so... should i try to enjoy what i have now, but at the same time try not to attach myself too much, which is virtually impossible. or just back away now and miss out something good, right now?
i have a feeling i'll go with the former.
sigh.
sadface.
"heart" is sad.

Haterade

I'm just full of haterade right now. Would like to open up the can and blast someone, but my fear of losing my job, friends, and possible romantic interest is stopping me. I'll just sit here and stew. If I was a snoopy cartoon I'd probably have stormy clouds with lightening over my head.

Obsess much?

So I've been told by my guy friends I can't push, obsess, or over analyze. Trying not to bring the crazy out, but all I want to do is just ask so are you or are you not considered my bf?
Seeing as it's been less than a month, I'll say not.
But less than a month is like dog years for me! Gahhh I need to learn patience and what they say as "going with the flow."
Best wishes to me...

Gas Gas Gas

I feel like one giant gas bubble. Would be ever so grateful for a fart right now. Or a burb. I'm not picky.

it hurts. Sadface.

Happy thanksgiving

Many things to be thankful for:
-I don't have cancer or need to be operated on
-My dad's health seems to be sustaining well
-the friends who will be there for me during tough times
-having a job and great boss
-went to europe twice in less than 12 months
-tennis tennis tennis

So, happy thanksgiving everybody.

Comfort

Going to see a man tonight. Want to look impressive yet comfortable at the same time. I think the result is just comfortable. Impressive got left by the wayside on clothing reject pile. Shit. Now I have to clean up my room tomorrow.

Defensive

Maybe you should take the stick out of your ass and appreciate the friends who actually don't bail on you and that you can rely on, except you're too busy seeking for something better you can't see what's in front of you. You insensitive shit.

paris, je t'aime

okay, so it's not a picture i took, but this time last year i was in paris and oh how the autumn colors create a visceral feast for my eyes. paris, je t'aime. i wanna go back.

photo via chic report